Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She says to her husband, ‘Darling, I’m old and fat. Cheer me up. Pay me a compliment.’ ‘Well,’ he replies, ‘your eyesight is still good!’
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"