How do you get a blonde on the roof?
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror…
A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She says to her husband, ‘Darling, I’m old and fat. Cheer me up. Pay me a compliment.’ ‘Well,’ he replies, ‘your eyesight is still good!’
Mommy, the kids all say we’re aliens from outer space…
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"