Last night I got thrown out of the local casino. I completely misunderstood the crap table :O
Q: How’s a casino like a woman?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back
What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!
I know a guy at the casino who wont gamble. He just watches the games and makes mental bets. Last week, he Lost his mind
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Because of all the Cheetahs
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